Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Want what Harley-Davidson Exec For Christmas

Submitted by Harley Blog Northwest

  Santa was not good for the motorcycle industry in 2009.  A weak economy, layoffs of the company, a merger of housing-down, freezing of credit, higher costs of manufacture and an increasingly discriminating consumer to boot.As Harley-Davidson executives think about what happens this year, I I can't help but think that there are some important things in their desires to Santa.Por lists that I have taken a scientist guess (parodies alert!) of what some of the top of the executives H want for Christmas: 

  Keith Wandell, CEO, Harley-Davidson:  I got the job Pamela's head with the manufacture of most emblematic motorcycle industry in history, which has a cult, providers face themselves to copy what we have done and I was not even a motorcycle rider.  I can not think nothing else to ask.Oh wait, all those stimulus funds Government - listen up to Santa, led to the White House two times for the cena.No I have been good enough?  Please let the spinner in my draft land. 

  Mark-Hans Richer, Mr. VP & Director of marketing: what the ho?, Santa please send Tiger Woods! as the leader of the main authority worldwide marketing brand, our team of marketers of hoo - has cutting edge developed a new strategy with Tiger as spokesperson!  Set in an appeal to the outlaw in every man.  We plan to dump this campaign "ridiculous" for the "night of the Tiger" … complete with a unique scheme... Elin ghost flame paint 

Bill Davidson, VP Marketing of core customer: Santa please be 2010 year to H in professional Motorsports.  Nothing but wins - in the dirt or drag NHRA pro - everything that is said in my shirt.  Wait, you also can help people forget that failed trigger Anne Paluso.   Our plan is to actually go racing - go "scream machine" or something similar. 

    John Olin, CFO: sales of motorcycles!Santa is not my fault.  Please let me milk this "new in my work" by only a time more long. what to expect?Miracles in the Juneau Avenue!  Do whatever you've been here less time as Keith? I'm a motorcycle rider.And my calculator is newer than the Lawrence!

  Matthew Levatich, President & Director: Santa contact in the Department of transportation in Wisconsin to approve and acknowledge my heroic role to achieve that special commemoration of Harley-Davidson on political bureaucracy as the official motorcycle of State license plate.Yep, 2010 is shaping be a review of good performance! memo to Enrico... the bottle of Chianti ready you!

    Lawrence Hund, President & Director of H finances: a new edition Platinum C 12 HP Calculator.The minus in my last button work to quit smoking.

Why Gail Lione, EVP & General Counsel: Santa please let know us who is behind this NWHOG? Please send this e-mail address macrant. We have an important legal document that we serve to send gift through the Blog of Harley Northwest.

Paul James's spokesperson, Harley-Davidson Company: Please allow me to graduate class called training "If sleep is big enough, not imported facts" - a.k.a. Mohammed Saeed al - Sahhaf College of bubbling optimism to distract the media, and bloggers with superfluous BS by what they ignore our fundamental problems.

 What James McCaslin, EVP corporate product planning: Santa get me a copy of the information industry Keith?I have never heard of the "what vendors face everything with them what we have done to copy?"Remember that a blogger in the 105 anniversary trying to take a picture of a plant tour and we ran to boot right out of the building before that he was able to take photos of the lunch room.

Karl Eberle, Mr. VP Manufacturing: do go Indian lejos.Estamos tired of being embarrassed in our own backyard, when it is American cruise and we do not want that company boast about its superior performance already.

Enrico D'Onofrio, CEO - MV Augusta: I already got what she wanted.Thank you for the early Christmas present H!Notification of sale surprised Wall Street... as you say in your home land… my Golden shute is incalculable.Todo this speaks of motorcycles when the Supreme grape reigns here in the area of Tuscany... Please pass the Chianti.

Jon r. Flickinger, President & COO of Buell: work! also can download some of those dusty Buell store? my bonus output is on the line.

Thank you for your number of readers in this last year you may not have agreed with what had to say at times, but did, however, for some animated discusiones.Feliz Christmas, happy holidays and best wishes to you in 2010.

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